December 2009
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ALAM NYO BA NA
A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s.
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The average person’s skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
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One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).
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The harmonica is the world’s best-selling music instrument.
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The first pop video was Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen
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Crocodiles and alligators are surprisingly fast on land. Although they are rapid, they are not agile; so if you ever find yourself chased by one, run in a zigzag line. You’ll lose him or her every time.
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What is called a “French kiss” in England and America is known as an “English kiss” in France.
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There is a town in Sweden called “A” and a town in France called “Y.”
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The word “bookkeeper” is the only word in the English language with three back-to-back double letter combination.
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PAGPAPARI...
Young lady to the new parish priest:
LADY: Father, ang cute mo, bakit pumayag kang magpari?
PRIEST: Ayaw kasi pumayag ni mama na mag-MADRE ako!
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TUTOL ang PAMILYA
BETH: halata na ang tiyan mo. Bakit hindi pa kayo papakasal ng BF mo?
MARIA: ayaw ng pamilya niya eh.
BETH: sino may ayaw, tatay o Nanay?
MARIA: yung misis niya.
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Sa Quiapo Church
MRS: Lord, bigyan ninyo ako ng P1,000 kasi anak ko na sa hospital.
Narinig ng pulis, naawa, binigyan ng P500.
MRS: Lord, next time huwag padaan sa pulis, nabawasan agad
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SINO ANG TUNAY NA YUMMY
Inday: sir, sino ang mas masarap.. ako o si mam?
Sir: siyempre ikaw..
Inday: naguguluhan ako, kasi sabi ng driver natin mas masarap daw si mam kaysa sa akin…
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Math love story...
Boy: do you know that my love for you is like the limit of a constant over a variable as the variable approaches zero??
Girl; ano yun?
Boy:infinity :)
Girl: ganun? eh alam mo bang ang lab ko sau ay parang limit of a function of x as x approaches ’ a’, f d function of x s equal to ‘c’ f x s gretar than a en s equal to d nd f x s less than or equal to a?
Boy: ano namn...
Sa sabunga walang entrance fee ang may dalang...
Bantay: hoy!! ano yan?
Juan(galit pa) manok!! bakit?
Bantay: alam ko.. eh bakit sisiw??
Juan: heller?? may laban ang ama niya siyempre moral support.. tanga!!!
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BANAT...
Boy: gusto mo libre kita ng siomai at hopia?? Girl:ha? bakit? Boy: wala lang.. i just want to siomai love for you and hopia love me too!!!
Modern Bahat Kubo
Bahay q po dami putik ang pumasok doon ay sari sari nilamas na karton sirang mudyas at damit. silya, basurang pamanghe ONDoy parusa
matinong hanap buhay
JUDGE: isa ka palang pusher, kidnapper, gun for hire, gambling lord, swindler at bugaw! Wala ka bang matinong hanapbuhay?
ACCUSED: meron po. Pulis po ako.
PAHAMAK ANG EXPRESSION!
jona: wat's yer nickname?
student: Oliver..
jonah: wow.. so gay.. ^^
studnet: silent....................... "im male teacher..."
(simula non.. hindi ko na siya narinig nakipag biruan...) LESSON #2.... hehehe..
pinakamalakas na hayop
Anong hayop ang pinakamalakas?? Eh di butiki… kasi hawak niya ang kisame…
KATOTOHANAN...
AnaK: Mom i know the truth Mom: ha?? eto P500 huwag ka lang maingay sa Dad mo!! Anak: Dad i know the truth Dad: ha?? eto ang P1000 huwag ka lang maingay sa Mom mo Anak: (ok pa ito… subukan ko nga sa katulong) Inday i know the truth!!! Inday: SA WAKAS!!! YAKAPIN MO AKO ANAK!!!
gusto ko man makipag sabayan sa Joke time......
e2 na naman hinga ng malamin… hays…
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